Seventeen-year-old Joan of Arc heeded the “mysterious” voices that only she heard in 1424. These voices suggested that she, one lowly peasant maiden, lead France from out under the yoke of English domination...
Inspired by Joan of Arc’s flamboyant leadership, French armies reclaimed their nation beginning with the battle of Orleans in 1429…
Unfortunately local allies of the vanquished aggressors captured Joan two years later. The young heroine was burned at the stake. And later cannonized a saint…
After centuries of “bardo” sleep, Saint Joan has reincarnated ~ on Mars!
Having heard that U.S. President Barack Obama is running for re-election in November 2012, Saint Joan of Mars “mysteriously” decided to lead 6,000 Martian volunteers to campaign for Obama door-to-door in Arizona. She has let it be known that she chose this undertaking because if the president can win this particular southwestern state he can win the whole country. All of life in the universe will then be able to sigh with relief !
However, on the way to Earth she was apprehended by a gun-toting Republican. The mission went awry !
Consequently, St. Joan of Mars and her 6,000 volunteers have astral-projected into the desert outside the city of Yuma, Arizona. Now they are invisible and cannot be heard. But that’s okay, rejoices St. Joan. They can still go door to door throughout Arizona, beginning with the communities of Yuma County, and get out the vote for President Obama telepathically !!!